A Little Less Wasted

 
 

Like a breath of fresh air turned stale
Your presence in my life could only make me pale
And hey, I could have been a little more gracious
A little less naked, and a little less wasted
But that’s all in the past
I guess the party had to close at last
I’ll get a couple cans of beer and go back
I guess it was just a fad 

What is love at first sight, when I can’t stand looking at you?
I can get drunk with my friends instead
And who could have predicted you were nothing but bad news
Fuck it, I’m going out 

Going out again with some of my friends
Getting drunk again 
The taste of bitterness 
‘Cause the taste of you makes me want to puke
I threw up the last time I got a taste of you
This ain’t no Top Gun 
She ain’t no damn fun
Can’t get to the pub fast enough
So lets just raise the glass forever
Forget the bad weather, and laugh together 

What is love at first sight, when I can’t stand looking at you?
I can get drunk with my friends instead
And who could have predicted you were nothing but bad news
Fuck it, I’m going out 

Got a taste of you, threw up that night
Lied my face off when I said I’m okay
Rather drink a bottle of scotch and pass out 
Than being with you 

What is love at first sight, when I can’t stand looking at you?
I can get drunk with myself instead
And who could have predicted you were nothing but bad news
Fuck it, I’m going out